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I had to get them to disable the smoke alarms on the tenth floor of the Isar building because they kept going off every time I needed to light up. People really must understand when to accept that I am the President and that I do what I like. The new chap knows when to keep his mouth shut. вЂњJe mвЂ™en fous,вЂќ I said, but that didnвЂ™t impress him and he whined all the way to the office about it being his place of work and his health that I was endangering. He seemed to think it was all right to ask me not to smoke in the car. The first guy they gave me, well, he simply didnвЂ™t understand his place. ItвЂ™s very nice having a chauffeur, but you do have to be careful about who it is. Today, for example, my chauffeur collected me at 9 oвЂ™clock from home. Let me offer solace, therefore, to my adoring followers in the form of this little taster, an amuse gueule so to speak, in which I describe a typical day вЂњat the topвЂќ. Today, however, I have an office to be President of and no time for creating such a work, which would inevitably be a lengthy undertaking, so much have I to pass on to the younger generations.

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Over the past years I have come to realize that, like all great statesmen, I shall one day have to write a full memoir of my life to satisfy my many admirers.

In a holiday kind of spirit we decided to share it here and aptly file it under вЂњHumourвЂќ. The other day we went to the German market in Town (very warm Christmas this year), bought a copy of the rather amusing Private Eye on the way ( the EPO is mentioned in it), and today we received this funny E-mail which purports to be BattistelliвЂ™s diary. Over here weвЂ™re in a rather playful mood ahead of the long break. THIS afternoon we reverted back to humour (best medicine) regarding the EPO, even though weвЂ™re dealing with very serious matters here, such as peopleвЂ™s jobs/careers if not peopleвЂ™s lives and the fate of EuropeвЂ™s economy/autonomy. Summary: Some more jokes about the European Patent Office (EPO), whose management has become somewhat of a laughing stock, berated or scolded both from from within and from the outside Thursday (the 17 th) was my birthday by the wayвЂ¦ Posted in Europe, Humour, Patents at 8:09 pm by Dr. More Sunday Humour: Fictional Diary From the European Patent Office Leave Your Comment Send this to a friend BenoГ®t BattistelliвЂ™s Office is demonstrably in shambles. What are patent applicants supposed to think? The Administrative Council has a lot of work left to do if it wishes to salvage whatвЂ™s left of the European Patent Organisation. Satiric cartoons express the level of fairness EPO staff expect from Mr BattistelliвЂ™s attitude to justice.вЂќ They protested against the suspensions of three Munich staff representatives and the ongoing disciplinary proceedings. вЂњOn 15 December, about 120 persons participated in an вЂњad-hoc gatheringвЂќ in the Dutch EPO branch. Staff started to build private communication networks, and anonymous staff groups organised first spontaneous demos. вЂњIt certainly looks like things are getting out of hand as the staff rejects the authority of superiors, for these superiors have proven that they do not deserve respect.вЂќвЂњThe unfair attacks of the EPO administration on several staff representatives,вЂќ we are told, вЂњcreated an anarchy-style of staff protest. It certainly looks like things are getting out of hand as the staff rejects the authority of superiors, for these superiors have proven that they do not deserve respect. The above and below are just two among several more. A source has just told us that вЂњanonymous staff groups start to organise protest actions,вЂќ having shared with us several items that are being circulated.

We too decided to join the fun with some humour. Summary: Cartoons from within the EPO demonstrate the level of mockery and the general working atmosphere at the Office these daysД®ARLIER today we showed that the level of ridicule at the EPO has become rather standard. Posted in Europe, Patents at 9:09 pm by Dr. 12.20.15 An Atmosphere of Revolt Inside the European Patent Office

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